In another crushing blow for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the nation’s most conservative court has accepted a class-action lawsuit against her to recoup the costs of her ill-fated impeachment of President Donald Jebediah Trump. The 69th Court of Economic Righteousness agreed to hear the case on an expedited basis, setting the stage for oral arguments to start next week.
This decision, following Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s demand that she deliver $50 million to him on Friday, means that Speaker Pelosi will be consumed with defending herself in the historic lawsuit and will not be able to campaign at all for her reelection.
Chief Justice Sandy Batt said, “This is an unprecedented lawsuit. Never in American history has an elected official faced a class-action lawsuit like this. But hardworking, taxpaying, Trump-loving American citizens have the right to be heard. We will weigh all the evidence and decide if she must pay back all the money she took from Social Security to pay for this charade. I mean, this impeachment. I’m impartial. Don’t worry.”